and its not like, loafed bread, it’s the kind you cut up into pieces and butter then dip into your meat sauce when you’re out of spaghetti.

sometimes i eat bread this late at night for no reason

tonight a learned two things. one, i’m really good at making girls laugh. and two, some people just really aren’t worth my time anymore.

Things people in theatre do:


  • Talk about their past shows like they were the greatest.
  • Hate at least one critically acclaimed actor/actress.
  • Refuse to watch the movie because, “the live musical was better.”
  • Drink coffee like it’s their job.
  • Judge the lighting at every event ever.
  • Wear black regularly.
  • Cringe at the rare instance they see sunlight.
  • Essentially live in a cave.
  • Be Batman.

(via thparkaly)