jumpingbutnotforjoy:
IM SO MANLY BRO. MY MUSCLES ARE BIGGER THAN YOURSSSS

NOT TRUE

jumpingbutnotforjoy:
HEY IM AS MANLY AS THEY COME.

NUH UH

jumpingbutnotforjoy:
MY HAIR IS METAL AS HECK ARE YOU SAYING IM NOT CUTE?

YOU’RE ADORBLE BUT YOU’RE ALSO NOT MANLY

jumpingbutnotforjoy:
YOU. CAN. BE. BOTH. CUTE MANLY MAN

TOO METAL TO BE CUTE

jumpingbutnotforjoy:
YOU CAN BE A CUTE MAN MITCHELL.

I AM NOT CUTE. I AM MANLY AS HELL.

i don’t get what people see in me, like, i’m not worth shit. the past girls i’ve dated have proved that to me.